“I thought it would never end,” said Fiara, a Brazilian-Finnish brunette who was held in an empty white room for weeks in nothing but Lycra tights and a halter top. “I can’t believe how good it feels to wear something that buttons again.”
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i knew this was fake as soon as i saw the word lycra tights. american apparel does not make lycra tights!!! their tights are made of cotton spandex, nylon tricot, acrylic cable, or lameĢ. the onion needs to fire their fact checker.
umm suzan with a Z! the onion is a fake news source they make funny news
LOL suzan with a z is a stupid bitch. she knows nothing bout the onion. dumb whore.
suzan is a friend of mine, and she knows the onion!!!! shes quite smart actually! she used to work at one…so i kind of shared this ambiguously to poke fun